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My grandfather likes smelly stuff. A LOT. Here is my reaction to it. " Mom. Please do not give Bobo anymore smelly stuff. He uses too much. He puts it ALL OVER." " I'm sorry. I didn't know he'd do that." " Really? He has so much on I can taste it. I had to open the windows to air the house out. It smells like the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas up there."