Wise Was Filleted Today
Me: "You know Wise flooded today?" Scott: "Wise was filleted today?" Me: Good grief. Did you know that parts of Wise and Pound flooded today?" Scott: "Wise flooded? How did that happen?" Me: "It rained a lot." Scott: "Wise is built on a mountain, how can it flood there?" Me: "It flooded in the flat parts." Scott: "There are no flat parts in Wise, it's built on a mountain." Me: "Yes, there is. There are scoopy out parts in Wise that are flat...like a bowl and they flooded." You probably can't tell by the conversations I post...but yes we both are above average intelligence. Scary, ain't it?