I Feel So Unnecessary

Today I took my Dad to the store. He bought some Dove Dark Chocolate that he likes so well. Here's his response to it: " Mmm, Mmm. I'm glad I got some of this chocolate candy. I was punying away." " You sure are talking a lot to be so puny.", I responded. " Hush. I was using that...what's that thing they use on Star Wars? Omen?" " The Force." " Yeah. I was using the Force like Oji Ben Kaknobby, Yoder, Sky Lukewalker, and Princess Lay Me Down." " Dear Lord in Heaven. Help Me." " What' s that thing called that growled all the time?" " Chewbacca." " Yeah. I bet Chewbaccer had a tick on his ass. That's why he growled so much. Who was that with him?" " Han Solo." " Han Soho?" " Yes. It was Han Soho."  

I am the designated money handler for the family so on the first of every month I do the bill paying. The Husband and I recently had a conversation about this topic: " I don't know why I get so tired after going out. You'd think just paying bills wouldn't make me so tired.", I said. "You're out of shape," said Husband Dear. "Excuse me?" "You're out of shape." "Do I make reference to the state of your being? Noooo. I meant that doing all the running is tiring. Besides, I was just making conversation but you had to go and be a man and show  your ignorance." "I'll just sit over here." "You do that." photo courtesy of : http://www.123rf.com