I Don't Bite

My Dad

My husband and I, along with my parents had a yard sale Saturday. A woman came by and apparently my dad thought she wasn't going to get out of her car so..Dad being Dad he said to her:

"Get on out, we're friendly."
Lady: "Do you bite?"
Dad: "No, I ain't got no teeth."

I still haven't decided if that's a good selling tactic or an incentive to get in the car and run away as fast as you can.