Gimpies R Us
Sometimes different family members have doctor appointments on the same day. I take one and another family members takes the other. My Dad has a solution for this: " We need us a mini-van for when people have appointments on the same day. That way we could all go together. We could put a sign on the side of it that says 'Gimpies R Us- You Call and I'll Haul'. " Me: " Good grief."