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You Mean If You Kill Me, I Won't Die?

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We've been watching episodes of "News Radio" on Netflix. Tonight Dear Husband asked me this question: "When did Phil Hartman die?" Me: "I think it wasn't long after the show ended, and he didn't die. His wife killed him." (Have I mentioned I'm a blonde and was having one of those moments) DH: "So you mean being killed doesn't involve dying? So... if you killed me I wouldn't die right?" Me: "Uh, no."

I've Been Pepsi-fied

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As I was getting into the car Scott suddenly started screaming in a high pitched voice, "Aaaah, my eyes I got Pepsi in my eyes, they've been pepsified, I'm blinded by the Pepsi!" He then wiped them and said, "Oh, no I blew my nose on this rag, now my eyes have been pepsi/boogerfied!" If anyone was wondering- yes it is fun living with a 12 year old in a 50-something yr. old body. Loads and loads of fun.