Dad On Winning The Lottery
"Hey Lisa, you remember that ride at Silver Dollar City that looked like a big ol' rock and you went inside it and it was like a cave?" Me- "Kinda." "Well, when I win the lottery I'm gonna build a house and it's gonna be like that, a big ol ' rock cave and what was the name of that place where the Flintstones lived?" Scott- "Bedrock." Dad- "Well, mine's going to be named Dirt Clot." And... on my chicken philly steak I was in the middle of eating- "That looks like something the cat threw up." Me- "Thanks, Dad."