I Feel So Unnecessary

My Dad isn't a fan of technology. He has a cell phone for emergencies but it's very basic. Here's his thoughts on phones: Boy if Mario Andretti and Fred Watson knew what they were getting into with these phones they'd never have invented 'em. Watson should have said,"Sorry wrong number dude" and hung up.

Waitress: What do you want on your grilled cheese sandwich? Dad: Cheese. Mom:Where are you going to get Scott's house shoes- Norton? Me: I guess I could. Dad: Yeah, you could go to Lowe's and see if they have any. Me: I don't think they sell house shoes at Lowe's, Dad. Dad: Oh, I bet they do. Then later... Lisa, watch that idiot swerving in front of you. He's probably talking on his cell phone and googling or taking pictures of his crackberry. Or he could be tweeting on his pee pod. You know now they got this pod thing the size of a clipboard and you can read magazines on it? Why can't people just buy a freakin' magazine instead of carrying those things around?

Dad on churches and technology: " I heard on the news that churches are using the Bible anymore, it's all internet and pee pads." On cell phones: " People don't pay attention when they're driving. They whip out in front of you, flip open their cell phones, start twitting and twattering and playing with their crackberries."