Shape Up and Ship Him Out
I am the designated money handler for the family so on the first of every month I do the bill paying. The Husband and I recently had a conversation about this topic: " I don't know why I get so tired after going out. You'd think just paying bills wouldn't make me so tired.", I said. "You're out of shape," said Husband Dear. "Excuse me?" "You're out of shape." "Do I make reference to the state of your being? Noooo. I meant that doing all the running is tiring. Besides, I was just making conversation but you had to go and be a man and show your ignorance." "I'll just sit over here." "You do that." photo courtesy of : http://www.123rf.com