Who's Poojam?
My Dad came to the house today for me to call about a medical bill he received. When he came in the door he took off his cap and revealed a shaved head. “Oh. my. gosh. What’d you do? That ain’t right,” I said. “I was trimming my hair and accidentally slipped and decided to shave my head,” he said. “You look like a redneck Mister Clean.” “That’s what he said!” the husband replied. “I think I look good.” “Okay.” My brother saw the picture and texted me saying, ” He looks like a short, fat Punjab or Sloth from The Goonies.” “Who’s Poojam?” Dad asked. “Punjab. And please put your cap back on, Kojak.” “Yeah, Kojak. I need to get me a lollipop.”
