Sleeping Next To Darth Vader
Scott: "When a person starts to lose weight they lose fluid first...but of course you know that."
Me : "Yes, he would considering he's a DOCTOR."
Scott: "You know I had a sleep study, my neurologist had ordered one..oh yeah did you know I see a neurologist? What's his name?"
Scott:"I don't think she cared for him."
Me: "Ya think?"
Doctor: "No, I didn't." What does he do for you?"
Scott: "It's not the same one but this one does a test on my neck, to check my carotid arteries."
Me: "He doesn't treat him for his neurological condition, he just does the test once a year. When he started going there he was told neurologists see people with his condition but don't really know much about it."
Doctor: "That's right."
That's right, he sees a specialist to have a test once a yr. and his family doctor is the one treating him for his dystonia...and the neurologists don't know much about this particular neurological condition anyway. Interesting.
Scott: "Anyway, did you ever get the results of the sleep study? I had it done in March."
Doctor: "No, I didn't. But I'll send for the report."
Scott: "I had it done in March and you haven't gotten the report, that's amazing. We got a bill, the place that read it called about a month ago and said I would probably have to pay some on it, but no one ever called me with the results."
Doctor: "The place that called didn't give you any results?"
Me: "No, just the bill."
Scott: "The tech who did the sleep study did tell me however that I stopped breathing during the night and my oxygen level got down to 60%."
Doctor: "I'll go ahead and send in a prescription for a c-pap and maybe that will get them in gear to send me the report."
Me: "When he uses the machine will it sound like I'm sleeping next to Darth Vader? Cause that would be cool."