The New Ajax Slogan

Dad on people using Botox: "Give me a hammer, I'll whack 'em on the forehead. They may be black and blue for a while but it'll smooth out their wrinkles.
And...him on using dish washing liquid to wash his clothes- "Ajax with the orangy or apply smell, it's got degreaser, your clothes'll smell fruity and it takes the brown down."
Scott: "That would be a good slogan, Ajax- it takes the brown down."
I'm surrounded by idjits.
 And for something unrelated to this post- I am quoted in an article for the AARP Bulletin on grandchildren as caregivers:


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