Pomeranian Salad Dressing Is Good

Today was our eight anniversary. Last night we exchanged anniversary gifts when the husband gave me mine he said:

"Here's your present, when I bought it I had the girl wrap it. It cost a little extra but it was worth it."
I must say, the packaging was lovely, I didn't think a Wal-mart bag could be that fancy. We saw a movie and ate at Wendy's today.What can I say, I'm a cheap date. We saw "Our Idiot Brother"- it was cute and entertaining with good performances. Two thumbs up. While eating at Wendy's one of the dried cranberries in my salald bounced off the tray and ping ponged down both my legs. The old man asked, "What's wrong?" I said, "Nothing, just getting cranberry juice off my legs." I then was telling how good the salad dressing was-
Me: This pomegranate vinaigrette is good.
Old man: What did you say?
Me: I said the pomegranate dressing is good.
Old man: Oh, I thought you said the pomeranian dressing was good.
Yes, pomeranian dressing is good, too.
At least he didn't do the same thing at Wendy's that he did after we first got married. As we were eating he started licking his newly acquired wedding ring. I asked him what he was doing. He said, "What?" I asked him why he was licking his ring. His reply, "I thought it was honey mustard." 

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  2. That's hilarious! thanx for sharing

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  3. I think my first married meal with Hubs was from Wendy's, except we ate it in our hotel room. The next meal was from Waffle House. We're real classy.

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