Mama Done Run Off

My Mom has a tendency to leave and not tell anyone where she is going. Today she left out early and is still not back...my husband and I were discussing this habit of hers:
" Where could she be?", asked Dear Husband.
" I don't know where she is. She might have been kidnapped by some Deliverance hillbillies and they took her to the woods and made her their woman or something.", I said.
"And they got her fetching water, toting firewood, and tuning their banjers.", he said.


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