No Pee For Me

Dad Telling It Like It Is

Dad on taking tests at the doctor's office-

"When I go to the doctor's next if he wants me to piss in a cup I ain't gonna do it. Who wants to carry a cup full of their piss where everyone can see it? They need to have people put their piss cups in a paper bag or something." And those cards they have you shit on-they need to come up with something better than that, too. I don't like playing in my shit."

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