Pee In a Bag
Dad: Look that lady's got a jar in a ziplock bag. Does that supposed to keep it fresh? I wouldn't wanna put my sammich in one of those.
They said I could bring my jar back Thursday cause I didn't wanna walk where everyone could see it. I'm gonna put it in a paper bag and write Pee in a Bag or Larry's Lunch on it when I bring it back.