I Got It From Sears

My Dad had surgery about a week ago. When the tech came in the room he said, " My name is Truck. I'm here to take you to surgery." " What are you a Mack or a Dodge?", Dad asked.
Then later-
"Some lady asked me how I came to get this aneurysm. I told her I ordered it from Sears."


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