Something Even Aleve Won't Help

I've been feeling a tad crampy lately. I really should go hide in a cave for a few days. In fear of being even bitchier than I usually am I called into work today. The husband found my excuse amusing.

"Hi this is Lisa, I won't be into work today. I'm having female problems and even Aleve ain't working."

Aleve- The Wonder Drug-except when you're cramping like a sum bitch.
What's been some of your call-in excuses?

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