Chicken Run

A phone conversation between Me and Dad:

Me: Hello.
Dad: Where's your Mommy?
Me: At work.
Dad: Work? Where's she working?
Me: Sugar Run.
Dad: She's got the runs?
Me: SUGAR. RUN.
Dad: You need to learn how to talk plainer.
Me: I said Sugar Run, you need to clean out your ears.
Dad: Chicken Run? And I cleaned 'em out thank you.


Suuuure he did.

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