Jones for Catnip

Pulling in at the house I saw a cat in the driver's seat of Mom's car. It asked me, "Hey wanna go to Wal-mart, I'm jonesing for some catnip?"
I told it no, it was crazy there but it just said,
"When you need the nip, you need the nip , man."

Comments

  1. UnknownMarch 2, 2013 at 8:44 PM

    Haha, so cute! I used to give my cat catnip all the time and she always went crazy for it! I love cats!

    Thanks for sharing, this put a smile on my face ;)

    See you around blog buddy ;)

    Florentine @ Readiculously Peachy

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  2. PaperFantasiesMarch 4, 2013 at 12:45 AM

    Lol! Aww, that cat is a-freaking-dorable! And this sounds like my cat, only trade catnip for cat treats, and actual words for following me around crying until I cave into her kitty demands.

    And those eyes.... 0.0 Cute with a side of crazy and a touch of creepy.

    I found your blog through goodreads. "A blog with an identity crisis", I love it! Feel free to check me out at http://www.paper-fantasies.blogspot.com if/when you get the chance. :)

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