Be Brave
My Dad had a doctor’s appt. Wednesday. He told the doctor his
concerns and more blood work was ordered. Because of what showed up in
the blood work the dr. wanted Dad to have a CT scan to make sure he
didn’t have any blood clots. This news didn’t go over well. See Dad
doesn’t like closed in places or needles. That’s because he’s normal.
Anyone who looks forward to crawling in a MRI hole or getting stuck with
needles is a not playing with a full deck. Yay, I get to have blood
drawn! Highlight of my life!
But the dr. was really concerned to I tried talking to him rationally, then bossily, and then using a guilt trip. Curses! Nothing worked. So… I told my brother to have my niece talk to him.
Here is what she said:
” You go to doctor. Be brave. I got shot, it not hurt. It’s Ok. Be brave.”
He went and had his test done today. Being manipulative works.
He also took an anti anxiety- med and became a fan of it.
” I like this stuff. I feel woozy and floaty. I should have been taking this stuff all a long, It relaxes me. I may have to get a prescription for this.”
When we got inside the hospital he hopped onto a desk and asked if they were going to scan him there.
” No, I don’t think so.”, I said.
” Hey there’s a security guard. He looks like a fat Barney Fife.”
We were finally called and he then exclaimed to the desk:
” Here table, let’s go. Good dog.”
Then again maybe the sedative isn’t such a good idea.
But the dr. was really concerned to I tried talking to him rationally, then bossily, and then using a guilt trip. Curses! Nothing worked. So… I told my brother to have my niece talk to him.
Here is what she said:
” You go to doctor. Be brave. I got shot, it not hurt. It’s Ok. Be brave.”
He went and had his test done today. Being manipulative works.
He also took an anti anxiety- med and became a fan of it.
” I like this stuff. I feel woozy and floaty. I should have been taking this stuff all a long, It relaxes me. I may have to get a prescription for this.”
When we got inside the hospital he hopped onto a desk and asked if they were going to scan him there.
” No, I don’t think so.”, I said.
” Hey there’s a security guard. He looks like a fat Barney Fife.”
We were finally called and he then exclaimed to the desk:
” Here table, let’s go. Good dog.”
Then again maybe the sedative isn’t such a good idea.
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