The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

My grandfather likes smelly stuff. A LOT. Here is my reaction to it.

" Mom. Please do not give Bobo anymore smelly stuff. He uses too much. He puts it ALL OVER."
" I'm sorry. I didn't know he'd do that."
" Really? He has so much on I can taste it. I had to open the windows to air the house out. It smells like the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas up there."


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